The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
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she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
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She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her