OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
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Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
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I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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