I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
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There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
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Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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