good thing vaginas are great cup holders
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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