What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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