grinding to god bless the USA? really?
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
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She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
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You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.