this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
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You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
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Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome