I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
he fucked my hip out of place.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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