Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
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they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
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Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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