Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I think my moral compass just broke
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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