no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
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so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
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Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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