do herpes really smell.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
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You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
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I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
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