I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
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I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
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WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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