This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
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Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize