I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
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One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
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My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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