is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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