I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
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Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
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Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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