How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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