this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
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well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
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Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
He shit in the fireplace
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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