I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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