My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
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When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
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Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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