like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
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So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
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Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Of course I have a pirate flag
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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