I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
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Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
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When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
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