Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
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Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
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I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
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