He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
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I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
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if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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