How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
Randomize