You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
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ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
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Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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