it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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