But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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