all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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