she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
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Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
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Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.