i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
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I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
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I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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