He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
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All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
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His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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