oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
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I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
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I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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