How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
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I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
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I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
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