Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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