We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
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One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
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Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
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