He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
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We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
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I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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