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That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
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I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
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if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
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