I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
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If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
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They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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