Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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