Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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