we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
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