I'm sorry my penis didn't work
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
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A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
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I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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