Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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