he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
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This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
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We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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