chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
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We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
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Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
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