I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
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I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
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Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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