i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
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Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
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Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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