On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
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I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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