Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
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so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
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Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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