Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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